Boondock Ramblings

When you pull a boob muscle while doing absolutely nothing

It’s official. I’m old. Do you know how I know I’m old? I pulled a boob muscle. A BOOB muscle. No, it isn’t officially called a boob muscle. I think it’s the pectoral muscle, or something fancy sounding… Read More

Why do the Jehovah Witnesses only come when I’m not wearing a bra?

My son came down the stairs with his English book as soon as I closed the front door and tossed their propaganda on to the couch. “Jehovahs , huh?” “Yeah. I thought we had got rid of them… Read More