When your husband works for a newspaper, it is not unusual to receive photographs or texts others might consider unusual. For example, a month or so ago I looked at my phone and there was a photo of pot (marijuana) in jars waiting for me. Under it was a photo of bills of various amounts and a handgun spread out on a large table. No explanation was offered for either of them.
This was around the same time we were dealing with some financial strains so I shot back a text to my husband telling him the financial situation would work out, he didn’t need to turn to a life of crime.
Of course, I had a feeling there was something more to these photos, and indeed there was. They were from a press conference my husband was attending in his capacity as a reporter/editor where the police were talking about a group of college students who had been busted for running an illegal pot manufacturing business, as well as possibly some other illegal drugs.
After that press conference, he called me to assure me he had not turned to crime (although all that money spread out on the table was a bit tempting, he told me as a joke). We chatted for a bit because he was stuck in traffic. He thought traffic might be moving slowly because of an accident, but instead, he said to me, “What in the world are all these horses doing in the road?”
I can’t see what is going on obviously so I’m asking, “What’s going on? What do you mean?”
He tells me he’s going to hang up and let me know later and while I’m waiting my mind races through all the weird scenarios which could have occurred. There was an accident with a horse trailer and the horses escaped. There were a bunch of rednecks at a bar whose licenses had been taken away so they had to ride the horses home. I didn’t know.
Turns out the reason for horses riding down the road was much nicer. A local horse farrier had recently passed away and the horses were part of a funeral procession to escort his body to the cemetery. That photograph was much nicer than the one of the illicit drugs and weapons.
I was pouring honey into my tea the other day and the kids were watching.
“That’s too much honey,” my son informed me.
I looked at him in confusion. “I don’t know what those words mean. ‘Too much honey.’ I’m confused.”
I then poured some more honey in.
My mom called on a Saturday night and asked if we wanted chicken for lunch the next day (we usually go over there on Sunday afternoons). I said chicken would be fine and she asked if we wanted, chicken breast, drumsticks, or thighs.
I told her any was fine but that our family liked chicken breast.
“We’re breast people,” I said with a mischievous snicker.
Mom holds the phone away from her mouth and says to my dad. “She says her family are breast people.”
She comes back on the phone and says, “Your dad says he’s a thigh man himself,” and then sighs.
Poor Mom. She has to put up with our weird humor.
One morning two weeks ago all three of our animals were crowded by the back door, waiting to be let out into the sunshine. I decided to take a photo of them all together so I made them wait. Bad idea because that’s when the older cat reached over and smacked the younger cat.
This resulted in me posting the photos to Instagram stories with some funny captions.
Our kitten (who isn’t technically a kitten anymore) has been a killing machine lately. She’s been carrying dead mice and moles to us for a while now. Last week she killed three moles but the week before that she came running up the sidewalk with something in her mouth and at first I thought it was a bird. As she got closer I realized it was a baby snake and about passed out.
She dropped the snake on the pavement and my dad scooped it up and laid it under the pine tree by our driveway to let it die in peace since it didn’t seem to be in very good shape.
I guess Scout wasn’t done with it because she wandered over there a few minutes later to try to finish it off. This resulted in my husband grabbing a shovel, scooping up the snake again (which was hard for him since he hates snakes so much), and tossing it over the bank across the road.
I also took a photo of the snake so we could decide if it was poisonous or not, even though we assumed it was a garter snake, which we have a lot of in this area. As far as we could tell it was a garter snake, thankfully.
I felt really nerved up the other day and my husband said, “Shut your laptop. Get off social media and I’m putting Dick VanDyke on for you.”
He knows what helps to calm me.
My dad was trying to be deep the other day at dinner and asked me who could hear a tear fall.
I said, “Hank Williams can hear a tear fall in his beer. That’s what he said in that song anyhow.”
Dad sighed. “I was going to say that only God can hear a tear fall but thanks for that.”
The Boy and I were recently talking about how much we actually like the cooler weather and are not really looking forward to warmer weather. He likes being able to wear sweatshirts and I like being able to huddle under a blanket while reading a book or watching a good show. Of course I wanted some warmer weather and some green trees but I’m not a fan of sweltering temperatures and muggy days.
He decided that spring is his favorite time of the year while I decided that my favorite seasons are both spring and fall because they aren’t too cold or too hot.
So about you? Any random thoughts or events happening in your life? Let me know in the comments.
7 thoughts on “Randomly Thinking: Pot photos, horses in the street, and other craziness”
Your randoms are entertaining. Not much exciting happening in our neck of the woods except we are constantly being visited by wild turkeys strutting through our yard….better than snakes though!
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We have wild turkeys around here but not in our yard so far.
I collect the random thoughts or events over a month usually because my life is pretty boring most of the time.
I like Hank Williams and that song. 🙂 No tears though in my beer. I prefer them in my wine. 🍷
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Thank you for the much needed chuckle in these random happenings. Love these!!
I also love how close you all are with your folks too, sounds like you have a great time together.
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We are pretty close – and weird. Lol
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