Boondock Ramblings

A little bit about a lot of things

Me to myself: “I am so tired. Just so tired. Every, single, stupid day. I probably have cancer or something. I’m dying. We’re all dying, but I’m dying sooner because I’m always tired.”

The small voice in my mind: “Have you had anything to drink today? Like water?”

Me: “I don’t know…why?”

Voice: “Remember all those times you felt totally awful and you actually drank water and felt better?”

Me: “That’s not it. That can’t make me feel that bad! I’m dying from some weird disease!”

Voice: “Just try the water.”

Me: “But, it won’t — ”

Voice: “For Godsake, just drink the water!”

Me: “Fine! But it’s not going to matter!” *drinks water* *drinks more*

Voice, half an hour later: “So…how do you feel?”

Me: “Just shut up.”

17 thoughts on “Did you drink your water?

  1. tedstrutz says:

    Oh God no. Thank you for reminding me.

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    1. Glad to be of service ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. mothertherealist says:

    I think I need to paste a water bottle to my hip…

    Of course, then I’ll need a straw.

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    1. I’d always forget the straw.

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  3. Kat says:

    Lovely ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  4. So true!! My husband is always telling me to drink more water, that it will help with everything. Lol.

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  5. rosesatdawn says:

    Haha! YES! Me five minutes ago (literally!) Why do I have a headache? Um….because you haven’t had any water! ๐Ÿ™‚ God Bless!

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    1. We really don’t seem to remember how important hydration is to us!

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  6. Michelle says:

    I’ve had this same conversation!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Seriously! What is wrong with us!?

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  7. Jinjer says:

    Totally me. I drink a ton of coffee in the morning and then nothing else the rest of the day and wonder what my problem is.

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    1. So many of us do it!

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  8. kat says:

    Haha! I love internal dialogues. That little voice can be so annoyingly smug.

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  9. Heather Dawn says:

    Haha! Love it! So true ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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