Me to myself: “I am so tired. Just so tired. Every, single, stupid day. I probably have cancer or something. I’m dying. We’re all dying, but I’m dying sooner because I’m always tired.”
The small voice in my mind: “Have you had anything to drink today? Like water?”
Me: “I don’t know…why?”
Voice: “Remember all those times you felt totally awful and you actually drank water and felt better?”
Me: “That’s not it. That can’t make me feel that bad! I’m dying from some weird disease!”
Voice: “Just try the water.”
Me: “But, it won’t — ”
Voice: “For Godsake, just drink the water!”
Me: “Fine! But it’s not going to matter!” *drinks water* *drinks more*
Voice, half an hour later: “So…how do you feel?”
Me: “Just shut up.”
Boondock Ramblings 
Oh God no. Thank you for reminding me.
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Glad to be of service 😉
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I think I need to paste a water bottle to my hip…
Of course, then I’ll need a straw.
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I’d always forget the straw.
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Lovely 😊
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So true!! My husband is always telling me to drink more water, that it will help with everything. Lol.
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Haha! YES! Me five minutes ago (literally!) Why do I have a headache? Um….because you haven’t had any water! 🙂 God Bless!
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We really don’t seem to remember how important hydration is to us!
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I’ve had this same conversation!! 😂
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Seriously! What is wrong with us!?
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Totally me. I drink a ton of coffee in the morning and then nothing else the rest of the day and wonder what my problem is.
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So many of us do it!
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Haha! I love internal dialogues. That little voice can be so annoyingly smug.
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Very…
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Haha! Love it! So true 😃
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